Post by V10-L3T on May 10, 2014 22:37:49 GMT -6
~Stuck to the main mast of the ship of the Broken Chopsticks is a long piece of weather-proofed parchment, it reads: The List of Things Violet Can No Longer Do~
1) Violet is no longer allowed to practice gunnery Before Sunup.
2)Violet is no longer allowed to remove interior panelling for practice ammo.
3)Violet is no longer allowed to carry enough Blackpowder into the crow's nest to load Fishbones
4)Violet is no longer allowed to put Fishbones into anyone's hammock/bed while it is occupied.
5)Violet is no longer allowed to use Gunpowder to attempt a flambé.
6)Violet is no longer allowed to work on the wood of a the sleeping areas while people are sleeping.
7) Violet best be leaving Shura alone when she is hungover.
8)Violet can no longer count how many times a person turns in their sleep.
9) Violet is no longer allowed to wake people by firing her pistols.
10) Violet can no longer do sprints on deck.
11)Violet is no longer allowed to steal the planks off people's roofs.
12) Violet can no longer allowed to go gambling with Rose.
13) Vi is no longer allowed off-boat unless it is to help carry supplies.
14) Vi is no longer allowed to buy food for the ship.
15)Vi is no longer allowed to attempt Flambé.
16) Vi is no longer up for fishing duty.
17) Vi is no longer allowed to partake in the beer.
18) Violet may no longer attempt to bargain, at least without Fishbones' supervision.
19) Violet shall no longer be allowed to have ANY spending money beyond her share of loot.
20) Violet can no longer store anything explosive in the under decks.
21) Vi may no longer store any explosives on the ship.
22)Don't let Violet near anything besides her tools. Girl makes things explode that shouldn't even be able to smoulder.
23) Vi shall never be allowed anywhere near Rose Ocellot while the later is asleep.
24) Violet is no longer allowed into the kitchen.
25) Ed's hat collection is strictly off-limits to Violet.
26) Violet may no longer borrow any clothing from people.
27) Violet may no longer take rope for Cannon wadding.
28) Violet is never to be left unattended during missions, especially if allowed to go with Fishbones.
29) Violet is never allowed to challenge anyone to 'Seastone, Lizard, Demonfruit'
30) Vi is never, ever, allowed to attempt an imitation of a Rose Gambit.
31) Vi is never to leave her 'dolls' within 10 feet of any kind of flame.
32) Vi will never celebrate 'surprise detonation day' on a dockyard.
33)Vi will never be allowed to offer 'Fishbone family secret massage' upon a crewmember.
34) Violet is not allowed to leave her 'self entertainment' books in the open. Ever again.
35) Unless it is within range of a designated sleeping location, Vi may no longer approach within 2arms length from ANY sleeping crew-member.
36) Diplomacy will never include Vi and Fishbones. Ever.
37) Unless the boat in question needs to be flipped upside down, Vi will never be allowed to 'drop the bass'
38) Vi is forbidden from making any music with any kind of instrument.
39) Vi may no longer have both a spoon and a fork in her hands. We still don't remember what happened last time.
40) Vi may no longer attempt ANY tricks involving a yo-yo, a pineapple, and a nearby weapon. Those items were NEVER meant to do those things.
41) "Because it's fun" is not a valid excuse to fire Fishbones in the middle of a crowd of civilians.
42) Vi will stop claiming that the universe is being controlled by random people sitting on 'den den mushi's but smarter' or claim she can hear what they type in a 'sea-box' her head. It's getting old.
1) Violet is no longer allowed to practice gunnery Before Sunup.
2)Violet is no longer allowed to remove interior panelling for practice ammo.
3)Violet is no longer allowed to carry enough Blackpowder into the crow's nest to load Fishbones
4)Violet is no longer allowed to put Fishbones into anyone's hammock/bed while it is occupied.
5)Violet is no longer allowed to use Gunpowder to attempt a flambé.
6)Violet is no longer allowed to work on the wood of a the sleeping areas while people are sleeping.
7) Violet best be leaving Shura alone when she is hungover.
8)Violet can no longer count how many times a person turns in their sleep.
9) Violet is no longer allowed to wake people by firing her pistols.
10) Violet can no longer do sprints on deck.
11)Violet is no longer allowed to steal the planks off people's roofs.
12) Violet can no longer allowed to go gambling with Rose.
13) Vi is no longer allowed off-boat unless it is to help carry supplies.
14) Vi is no longer allowed to buy food for the ship.
15)Vi is no longer allowed to attempt Flambé.
16) Vi is no longer up for fishing duty.
17) Vi is no longer allowed to partake in the beer.
18) Violet may no longer attempt to bargain, at least without Fishbones' supervision.
19) Violet shall no longer be allowed to have ANY spending money beyond her share of loot.
20) Violet can no longer store anything explosive in the under decks.
21) Vi may no longer store any explosives on the ship.
22)Don't let Violet near anything besides her tools. Girl makes things explode that shouldn't even be able to smoulder.
23) Vi shall never be allowed anywhere near Rose Ocellot while the later is asleep.
24) Violet is no longer allowed into the kitchen.
25) Ed's hat collection is strictly off-limits to Violet.
26) Violet may no longer borrow any clothing from people.
27) Violet may no longer take rope for Cannon wadding.
28) Violet is never to be left unattended during missions, especially if allowed to go with Fishbones.
29) Violet is never allowed to challenge anyone to 'Seastone, Lizard, Demonfruit'
30) Vi is never, ever, allowed to attempt an imitation of a Rose Gambit.
31) Vi is never to leave her 'dolls' within 10 feet of any kind of flame.
32) Vi will never celebrate 'surprise detonation day' on a dockyard.
33)Vi will never be allowed to offer 'Fishbone family secret massage' upon a crewmember.
34) Violet is not allowed to leave her 'self entertainment' books in the open. Ever again.
35) Unless it is within range of a designated sleeping location, Vi may no longer approach within 2arms length from ANY sleeping crew-member.
36) Diplomacy will never include Vi and Fishbones. Ever.
37) Unless the boat in question needs to be flipped upside down, Vi will never be allowed to 'drop the bass'
38) Vi is forbidden from making any music with any kind of instrument.
39) Vi may no longer have both a spoon and a fork in her hands. We still don't remember what happened last time.
40) Vi may no longer attempt ANY tricks involving a yo-yo, a pineapple, and a nearby weapon. Those items were NEVER meant to do those things.
41) "Because it's fun" is not a valid excuse to fire Fishbones in the middle of a crowd of civilians.
42) Vi will stop claiming that the universe is being controlled by random people sitting on 'den den mushi's but smarter' or claim she can hear what they type in a 'sea-box' her head. It's getting old.
