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Post by Carlak on May 19, 2014 15:04:08 GMT -6
"100 BoTtLeS oF bEeR oN tHe WaLl, 100 bOtTlEs Of BeEr..."
30 years of searching for a permanent body, and this was how it was to end? The dark embodiemant of all that is wrong with the world's evil minds, Carlak, lay in broken pieces, his arm and leg laying beside him as he dragged himself up against a nearby wall, now slumped up against it with little to no reason to try and move. To any passerby, he would look like a toy that had been tossed accross a room too hard, his right leg and left arm sockets left empty, as if something could just be clicked into place. For years he had been searching for a body he could, to some extent, call his own, yet still he was left motionless in some dark alleyway.
"TaKe OnE dOwN, pAsS iT aRoUnD..."
It had been hours since he was chasing that zoan user. The damn wolf couldn't have outran Carlak, not by a long shot, and the pleasure of the hunt was filling him up, until he turned the corner only to be struck by an incredibly strong half Zoan form, his body, already week from the lack of repairs, falling apart as he fell to the ground. Now, here he was, as helpless as the day he ate his fruit, passing the time the same way he did then.
Afterall, he started this song at 1000 bottles.
"99 BoTtLeS oF bEeR oN tHe WaLl...~"
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Post by V10-L3T on May 19, 2014 15:23:52 GMT -6
Vi was having a wonderful day.
Having been allowed off-deck unsupervised after a month of hard fast sailing, Violet had taken it upon herself to have some well-earned fun~. She had found a fancy house promptly broken in, finding about 12 barrels of ickey-brown-water Shura liked to drink, 2 kitties, and enough blackpowder and fuse cords to supply a regiment of cannons. In her completely off-base view (Viland as some of the crew joked on occassion), this was the perfect materials for a happy-fun glitter and confetti party.
Half an hour later, she was now walking away, unrolling the fuse cord that would set off her party while singing a song~!
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer~!"
Backing into an alley, she finished rolling out the the chord, not noticing the chorus that was suddenly present, her own feminine voice harmonizing with a weird male one, if you went by insanity levels at least. Fishing in one of the pouches she had at her belt bandoleer she produced a her priming string, pressing it carefully against the fuse until it caught and began sparkling back towards the house's basement.
"You take one down, and pass it around, that house is gonna look pretty tonight~!"
With the ending of her little twist, the fuse reached the barrels, and with a powerful CRHUMP and flash of smoke, the building suddenly began collapsing in on itself like a deck of cards, before catchin fire as the blackpowder barrels blew the main supports and the rum barrels set off a nice fire on the remains. Violet meanwhile, was knocked back by the gust of wind from the building's collapse, landing right next to something rather hard and shiney. Looking to the side, she blinked twice in surprise, looked it up and down, then commented nonchalantly.
"Ohai. Rough day~?"
In the other end of the alley people could be seen calling the bucket brigade, the alley's darkness and obscurity ensuring the two would remain perfectly safe even if authorities came.
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Post by Carlak on May 19, 2014 15:42:05 GMT -6
"NiNeTy EiGhT Bot-..." Carlak would stop when another sing song voice hit his ear. He was surprised to see...or rather, hear someone so close by. The alleys weren't exactly a place people liked to go, especially those with the soft feminine voice he could hear. A possible host perhaps? No...even if they did come close enough, he wouldn't be able to take them over for as long as he would need to. Afterall, he most importantly needed to be repaired rather than move. Perhaps he cou-BOOM!
"NoW wHaT cOuLd ThAt Be?~" Ever excited by possible death and destruction, the broken bot dug his metallic claws into the wall behind him, dragging his one legged body into a stand and gazing off towards the source of the sound. Plumes of dust would sweep up and swing their way through the corners of the alley, coming to settle around him as his deep, blood red eye gazed off at the crumbling building in the distance, his ever eerily still grin seeming to get just that little bit bigger. "My My...Is ThErE a BiG bAd WoLf BlOwInG dOwN tHe HoUsEs?~"
As it would soon be revealed, the likely source would not be a wolf, or anything big and bad of any kind the shockwave sent a blue haired girl her way. She seemed rather...pleasant. Which was surprising, afterall he was quite literally a monster hiding in the dark alley ways. She even seemed to be trying to speak to him. Grabbing his polearm, Jack the Ripper, he would try his best to stabalize his stance.
"YoU cOuLd SaY tHaT mY dEaR.~ I'd PaY aN aRm AnD a LeG fOr A gOoD dAy, BuT I LoSt ThOsE tOo.~"
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Post by V10-L3T on May 19, 2014 17:18:25 GMT -6
Laughing with a shoulder-shaking insanity, Violet looked at the cool-robot-thing-person as it stood up. Eyes slightly dilating as she took in the mechanical portions of the being, she replied.
"Silly you~! You haven't lost your arm and leg yet! They're right there! Lemme give you a...hand~! But only if we get to do something fun afterwards~!"
Giggling again at her incredibly lame pun, Violet skipped over to where the arm and leg were, picking them up and weighing them as she approached the robot-toy-thing-person. Noticing that the parts she held lacked the black thingy that his attached limbs had, she tilted her head and asked. "So is that black covering missing on these or just not included~? Kinda looks like it'd be fun to play with~!" Reaching out, she would poke one of the tar-covered portions of the stranger, giggling lightly at the texture as she set down the limbs and readied her tools. With casual ease she would begin toying with the leg joint, finding it surprisingly easy to loosen the joint, slide the leg in, and re-tighten the receiving joint. Looking up she'd give the thing a smile just as crazy as the one it had, having her day become 20% cooler at having met a full robot-person.
"See~? Not lost at all~! You have a name by the way~?Yumi told me you're supposed to ask the name of people you just meet or sumthin' like that."
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Post by Carlak on May 19, 2014 17:47:56 GMT -6
My My...this girl is quite trusting...not many humans would be foolish enough to aid me...I must remember to give her a swift end as soon as she replaces my arm.
"ThAnK yOu FoR tHe LeG uP i SuPpOsE.~" His tone remained eerily cheerful as ever even as he considered how best to remover the head of the girl before her. A quick swipe of jack tended to be enough, and even now his black slime emerge from the pole of his weapon, covering the blade as red "spots" sprouted over it, giving Jack the odd sensation that it was staring at the girl as she worked on his leg. Carlak himself ensuring that he remained stood on his one leg as he was repaired.
"My NaMe?~ I aM cArLaK mY dEaR.~" With his leg back in place, the thicker part below his knee suddenly seemed to have his essence pour out from the gaps behind it, enveloping it entirely and allowing him to move freely once more, leaning forward, his eary grin never seeming to even twitch as he grew closer, the white, artificial fringe covering the naked side of his mask. "PeRhApS aS a ThAnK yOu, I cOuLd LeT yOu PlAy WiTh JaCk?~" He nodded towards his weapon as the girl presumably began working on his other arm. "Oh, AnD pErChAnCe YoU cOuLd GrAnT mE yOuR nAmE?~"
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Post by V10-L3T on May 19, 2014 18:26:19 GMT -6
Gasping with delight as the tar seemed to suddenly grow out of the leg she'd just attached, Vi didn't notice the change of the weapon. Instead, she paused in her work, looking at the 'Jack' she assumbed was the big slicey-dicey thing he was holding. Making an ickey face Vi replied.
"Naahhhh, I'm not allowed to touch slicey-dicey things since the flambe incident...Maybe we can go make people into angels! I know a place where we can play! It's one of those...ummm what are they called....'druggey dens? You'd think that they would call them drugey houses, but apparently the mean-angry-people look like rats? I like going to those places and making them into angels, they're so much prettier when they turn into angels~."
Eyes all aglitter she inserted the arm, stepped back and admired her work. Looking at the buildings making up the dead-end alley, she pointed at a wall and added. A psychotic glitter adorned her eye and stretched her grin, too many teeth being able to be seen in the blue-haired teen's face.
"It's actually right through this wall~! Wanna go make angels out of people~? Pretty angels with pretty red wings~?"
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Post by Carlak on May 20, 2014 2:18:02 GMT -6
"MaKe ThEm InTo...AnGeLs...?"
Well this little girl just got curioser and curioser...Not only did she not have the common sense to flee upon seeing him, She was suggesting, as far as he could understand, to kill people...
"HoW dElIgHtFuL!~"
With his arm back in place, the black ooze from his shoulder plating shot down his arm, covering his gauntlet before the string of slime between both parts snapped, separating them and leaving Carlak fully formed once more, at least in his mechanical sense. Flexing his clawed metallic hands he ensured himself everything was in working order, before turning his red demonic gaze to Violet, following her as she lead him to the wall with the delicious meaty sacks that he could tear apart rip limb from limb eviscerate them inside and outtearthemtoshredanhialateMURDERKILLMAINDESTROYEXTERMINATEKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL-
"ThIs SHoUlD bE fUn.~" Sticking Jack's handle into the ground beside him, his head tilted side to side, somehow cracking his mechanical neck as his head suddenly jolted left and right, the rest of his body unmoving as his undying gaze was locked on the wall. One by one, living wires with mechanical maws covered in, and dripping with his black ooze sprouted from his back, all the while a silent, black demon of a "man" began to phantasize about the people behind the wall. "By ThE wAy My DeAr...~" The 6 mouths shot at the wall, digging into the brickwork, making sure to get a good hold. "YoU nEvEr ToLd Me YoUr NaMe.~"
Suddenly, his maws suddenly tried to pull away from the wall, the brickwork shuddering at their hard pulls at the surface, groaning as it tried to remain a whole. With one final pull, the bricks flew past Carlak, his body not even flinching as the bricks landing around him, bringing sunlight to a dark room full of men, trading in drugs, and making the same substances.
"KnOcK KnOcK!~"
"Hey! Who the fuck ar-"
Not another word left that drug dealers lips. In an instant, Jack was ripped from the earth, the black demon rushing forward and swiping his companion through the waist of the man who had dared speak to him, blood flying across the room, covering his own white grin in a hellish red, and splattering the blood of their friend over the remaining dealers. His single, red eye turned to the remainder of the room, his wires hissing and snapping around his back as he remained crouched, the body he had swiped in two dropping either side of him.
"YoU'rE sUpPoSeD tO sAy "WhO's There?"~"
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Post by V10-L3T on May 20, 2014 5:25:39 GMT -6
Blinking with a pleased surprise, Violet removed her pistols from their holsters, having had to leave Fishbones at the ship to avoid trouble. Shivering with a cocktail of feelings she was too insane to describe, the pale girl stood behind Carlak-robot-guy and replied.
Oh! wooooops~! I forgot to mention, my names Violet~!"
Once the wall came down she would cover herself as bricks flew by, and watch with delight as Carlack made the first angel, beautiful wings coming from the person as Jack touched the druggey-rat-man. Seeing the other not-angels Violet ran forward, slid under Carlak's legs, and stood up, stopping in front of a druggey-rat-lady-person.
"You'll make a pretty angel!"
In an instant she pressed both her oversized pistols into the lady-rat-person's belly, firing the first barrel in both guns. The over sized slugs punching through the drug dealer's stomach and embedding themselves within the vials that they were making drugs with, and covering most people in blood. Skipping back to Carlak she gave a one-armed hug, ignoring the remaining dealers as they recovered their wits from the sudden attack and began arming themselves. Booping the nose of one of the tentacle-thingies, she spoke up.
I know that game! I don't know why but they never seem to want to play it with me! Not until I've turned them into angels at least~!"
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Post by Carlak on May 20, 2014 11:09:11 GMT -6
( on ipad, so bear with me on this one)
*My my...she really was serious about this wasn't she? And here I thought I was the only curse our forsaken gods had left upon this land of humans!*
With the bullets ringing through one of the pathetic meat bags, Carlak only seemed to become even more eery, guns now pointed at him, and his single red eye not even so much as twitching in reaction to the current fact that he was surrounded.
"RiNg A rInG a RoSeS..."
With shots firing towards him, Carlak would manage to dodge through them with surprising grace and precision to his movements, charging towards his assailant with that same unmoving grin, Jack held tight at his side.
"A tIsSuE a TiSsUe..."
With one fast swipe, just as before, the torso was separated from its legs without so much as a scratch on the black killer himself. One crack dealer even dropped his weapon and attempted to flee, but just as his feet scrambled for some well wanted friction, the two mechanical maws shot out, grabbing him by the neck and the rear, lifting the poor soul above the head of his tormented, pulling and pulling until he tore brutally in two.
"We ALL fall DOWN!"
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Post by V10-L3T on May 20, 2014 18:48:34 GMT -6
(Pft, you did fine. Now here is where my muse scares me a little.)
Slipping as Carlak moved out from under her, Violet gave a little squeak as bullets flew about her, the shots that had been aimed at the machine flying and impacting the air and floor around her. As soon as Carlak sliced the majority of those within the room apart though, her demeanour would suddenly change, eyes opening and dilating as she took in the slaughter, her insane mind filtering everything to view the carnage through Viland.
"That was so pretty! Two baby angels from one! I wanna do that!"
Rushing forward recklessly, Vi passed next to Carlak just as his tentacle-snakey-things opened the cheering pinata, the shower of happy-yummy-juice managing to cover her as she ran to the last angels-to-be in the room. Giggling and crying happily, the two baby angels-to-be ran down the hallway, their forms tied together by a tangle of ribbons that made the silhouette of a man. Calling out that Vi couldn't catch them and separate them, they tottered along at a surprisingly quick pace down the narrow hallway, tossing down what she recognized as a ribbon-tearing-sparkle gun.
Even considering her own poor aiming abilities it was easy for Violet to make the angels-to-be fall, her special happy-poppers making a bang and burst of confetti as a pair of banana peels flew out, one of the two peels wrapping about the lower angel's leg and sending the to-be-angels toppling to the ground. Grabbing the shottey-ribbon-tearing-gun they had been using Vi run to them and clamber onto the angels' back, laughing like a nymph as she fired the ribbon-tearing gun into the mess holding the top and bottom angels together at the waist of the man-silhouette , doing her best to crudely emulate what Carlak had done. Vi began pulling and tearing away at the remaining ribbons as she liberated the little angels she saw in her insanity-fueled hallucination, having failed to completely remove all the ribbons between the two angles. Making a giant mess of ribbons and yummy-happy-juice, she would eventually succeed by sheer determination.
Standing up and turning back to Carlak, she lick away some of the juice from around her mouth and then proclaim happily.
"Whew! That was alot harder than you made it seem~! But look how pretty the baby angels look!"
To those not in Viland, though. It would take a very diffrent set of imagery to explain what had happened. Suffice to say that the other residents of the building, having come out to defend their home, had frozen at the sight of what was at the bottom of the stairwell.
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Post by Carlak on May 21, 2014 13:03:56 GMT -6
As the blood from the limbs he hung above his head fell upon his glistening white grin like a gentle rain of red, his red eye almost seemed to go entirely blank, staring into space for an eternity as his mind raced with the unbelieveable excitement and joy he felt from being showered in the blood of people that, for all he cared, were innocent. It was only when the sound of a shot being fired across the room caught his attention did he even so much as flinch. His head jolted down, and his mechanical maws dropped the poor body he had torn in two.
The sight that met his eye was...well...it was...
"MaGnIfIcEnT!~"
With a shotgun she had like found, the bluenette had ran up to the drug dealer, pushing the weapon into his stomache and creating such a blunt force that the man had a whole in his body nearly tearing him in two...and then it got interesting. As if she wanted to copy Carlak's own technique, she began ripping what flesh remained apart as the pain from this horrific torture knocked him out, and in the seconds coming, he was to be dead anyway.
His tentacles retracting, he slowly stepped towards the girl as she stood over the two halves of the body...he wondered what these angels where, the creatures she envisioned that justified such...delicious behavior! He had planned to kill her like the rest, but why rid the world of a child after his own heart?
"My DeAr ViOlEt...ThE aNgElS aRe BeAuTiFuL." He gazed up, as if to watch them flying off to further her little fantasy. By now the men from the floor above them had ran down, spotted their decapitated friends, and attempted to avenge them. Carlak did not even give them the courtesy of his gaze, as his tentacles shot back, stricking straight through them, and ripping out their small intestines.
"YoU cErTaInLy ARE aN iNtErEsTiNg ChIlD.~"
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Post by V10-L3T on May 22, 2014 17:10:43 GMT -6
Looking up as more Happy-Yummy-Juice drizzled down, Vi tilted her head, looking at Carlak as he made his comment.
"Why do you say that? OH! I know where we can go next! Yumi and fishbones would probably say no but since they aren't here that means we can! It's that really white place with the red plus sign on it, you know the one I'm talking about?"
The building in question was, naturally, nothing other than the military hospital of the city, full of low-level officers wounded in action, combat medic volunteers, and the families of those who were ill. While it was normally very much immoral for even the worst of pirates to attack a place of healing, Vi was still more than insane enough to go for it, her warping of reality making it more akin of a juice-bar than a place of any real importance.
Vi, after reloading her pistols and 'liberating' a few more pistols from the corpses, ran over to carlak, tugging on his free arm like a little girl begging to be allowed to go into the candy store. Giving her own impression of puppy-dog eyes, Vi's insanity burned brighter than ever, almost a tangible force around the girl as she begged the being.
"Please, please, please, please?! I have to go back to my ship soon and I have just enough time to go play over there! I can even set up confetti popper in there if I can find the things in there~! Pleeeeeeaaaaaassseee Car~Car~?"
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Post by Carlak on May 23, 2014 13:06:16 GMT -6
A hospital...this one is full of surprises! I really should kill her, Beatnik did say to never leave any survivers if I wish to remain welcomed by the marines....ah well, I suppose no one will believe this insane little child anyway!
"A rEd CrOsS? wHy YeS i HaVe HeArD oF tHaT pLaCe! I wOuLd LoVe To PlAy WiTh YoU tHeRe!"
With two men still impaled upon his mechanical maws, hanging above the two psychopaths and dripping blood as they screamed and struggled to be free, Carlak knelt down a little so as to look Violet directly in the eye, his red eye seeming to grown wider with intrigue of this grotesque, yet wonderful example of what humanity could offer him. Years of searching for the right host and still the world could surprise him.
"BuT, wE nEeD tO mAkE sUrE wE mAkE tHeM aLl AnGeLs, Is ThAt OkAy My DeAr?~"
He would remain with his eye seemingly locked upon her own as the men above them still dripped with blood, but had finally lost the energy to continue their screams. With a quick flick of the wires the bodies slammed against the walls, sliding down and leaving a sickening sight for anyone who dare to peer around the corner of the now broken wall in the alley. Regardless of what Violet said to his request, he would make his way to the white building with the red cross, his grin seeming to grow just that little bit more, and his mettalic claws drummed along the pole of Jack, now Gazing up at his next target with his spare maws surrounding him, snapping violently.
"ShAlL We?~"
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Post by V10-L3T on May 24, 2014 12:33:25 GMT -6
Ignoring everything around them, Violet clapped with glee, happy to have met this new friend that let her do such fun things. Skipping behind Carlak, she would put away one of her pistols, taking one of her braids and twirling it happily.
Walking to the main entrance, she idly looked at the big building before entering it, finding a perfectly sized bench to use to block the main entrance. Letting the angels-to-be entertain themselves, Vi quickly placed a boot against the side of the bench and pushed, sliding the heavy bench into the way of the inwaards-opening doors and lifting her Happy-Sparkle-Guns. Four shots rang out in the span of a half-second, and seven new angels formed, the oversized banapeels scything through ribons and pouches of happy-yummy juice. Dropping her sparkle-guns, she pounced one of the two-tied-babey-angels and tore the ribbons apart, seperating the two baby angels in a frenzy as the other angels cried happily as the hide-and-go-seek game began.
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